B.L.T. (w/C.C.)
July 14, 2011
I haven’t had a BLT in a long time, and that’s too bad. It’s such a wonderful sandwich, beautiful in its simplicity.
When my wife and I were getting our ingredients together to make them, it dawned on my why I hadn’t had one in so long: mayonnaise! In my humble and unbiased opinion, mayo is gross. It’s stupid. It’s the cat of condiments. Why anybody likes it, I don’t know. Anyway, since mayo is commonly used on BLTs, I stopped making them.
Until now. What a simple switch I made, that made a world of difference. Cream Cheese! Yes, replace your stupid mayo with beautiful, creamy, um…Cream Cheese! It tastes waaayyy better and is only slightly more unhealthy.
I guess this post is a less about bacon and more about how I don’t like mayonnaise, but anyway, here’s a bad video I made about my BLT.
